*AUTHENTIC - Unfortunately we are aware of the existence and production of counterfeit reproductions of Clownie merchandiser. The overwhelming global popularity and appeal of Clownie has been an attractant to black market bootleggers who have made considerable profits selling a sub par, unauthorized poorly made product which has been fraudulently peddled in no less than 6 different countries as well as on the dark web. This matter is currently being addressed. Please order directly from the source and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with doing business directly with Clownie where you will be provided with an official, suitable for framing, Certification of Authenticity personally signed by Clownie himself. Own a piece of Americana today and order now.
All merchandise below is hand-crafted by Clownie, himself.
Except Clownie t-shirts...but you can order those here.
Also - In response to an excessive amount of order requests, please note we apologize for the inconvenience, but at this time, these items are unlawful to ship to Val Verde. Case pending - please check back for updates.
As previously showcased worldwide on EMA - The AUTHENTIC* highly sought after and rare Clownie collectible limited edition numbered miniature exact Clownie replica figurine. Artisan handcrafted by The Hype Clown himself, no two are alike. Just like Clownie, they are uniquely one of a kind. Clownie hand signed Official Certificate of Authenticity (suitable for framing) and Verification of Ownership laminated wallet card included with purchase for $399.00 (includes free shipping THIS MONTH ONLY
Often imitated, never duplicated. Don't fall for buying the cheap knock offs - get THE REAL DEAL here and now while supplies last. Clownie is letting these treasures go for only $99.99 each (includes free shipping THIS MONTH ONLY) right now, so hurry up while he's still feeling generous. No 2 alike. Hand painted by Clownie himself.
hand drawn and signed by The Hype Clown himself. This particular masterpiece depicts a self portrait of Clownie available only here at Clownie.net. Truly one of a kind. $999.00 (Free shipping THIS MONTH ONLY) unframed. $1000.00 frame. This is not a print. This is a bonafide original, just like Clownie himself." *sprial notebook not included.