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CLOWNIE

The Worlds ONLY Bonafide HYPE CLOWN

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 *AUTHENTIC - Unfortunately we are aware of the existence and production of counterfeit reproductions of Clownie merchandise. The overwhelming global popularity and appeal of Clownie has been an attractant to black market bootleggers who have made considerable profits selling a sub par, unauthorized poorly made product which has been fraudulently peddled in no less than 6 different countries as well as on the dark web. This matter is currently being addressed. Please order directly from the source and enjoy the peace of mind that comes with doing business directly with Clownie where you will be provided with an official, suitable for framing, Certification of Authenticity personally signed by Clownie himself. Own a piece of Americana today and order now.  


All merchandise below is hand-crafted by Clownie, himself.


Except Clownie t-shirts...but you can order those here.


Also - In response to an excessive amount of order requests, please note we apologize for the inconvenience, but at this time, these items are unlawful to ship to Val Verde. Case pending - please check back for updates.  

Contact CLOWNIE to PURCHASE

CLOWNIE MERCHANDISE FOR SALE

Email clownie6868@gmail.com to place an order

HAND PAINTED CLOWNIE

$30

Hand painted by The Worlds ONLY Bonafide Hype Clown himself. No 2 are alike. Each one is individually numbered and comes with a certificate of authenticity suitable for framing and signed by The Hype Clown himself. 

NAKED CLOWNIE

$20

CLOWNIE T-SHIRT

$30

CLOWNIE KEYCHAIN

$10

All merchandise on this page is priced as marked with free shipping in the continental United States.

CLOWNIE BUTTON

$6

Other Items

CLOWNIE He-Man

CLOWNIE He-Man

CLOWNIE He-Man

 DISCLAIMER - The item above is a knock off bootleg outlaw collectables which we have acquired through a court order. We want to give full transparency on this and advise that Clownie DID NOT produce these items, but since we have acquired them - we're selling them too. No Certificate of Authenticity is provided on these items for obvious

 DISCLAIMER - The item above is a knock off bootleg outlaw collectables which we have acquired through a court order. We want to give full transparency on this and advise that Clownie DID NOT produce these items, but since we have acquired them - we're selling them too. No Certificate of Authenticity is provided on these items for obvious reasons. Supplies are limited. $25 each with free shipping inside the continental United States. Unlawful to ship to Val Verde at this time. Quality not guaranteed. 

CLOWNIE Lego

CLOWNIE He-Man

CLOWNIE He-Man

  DISCLAIMER - The item above is a knock off bootleg outlaw collectables which we have acquired through a court order. We want to give full transparency on this and advise that Clownie DID NOT produce these items, but since we have acquired them - we're selling them too. No Certificate of Authenticity is provided on these items for obviou

  DISCLAIMER - The item above is a knock off bootleg outlaw collectables which we have acquired through a court order. We want to give full transparency on this and advise that Clownie DID NOT produce these items, but since we have acquired them - we're selling them too. No Certificate of Authenticity is provided on these items for obvious reasons. Supplies are limited. $25 each with free shipping inside the continental United States. Unlawful to ship to Val Verde at this time. Quality not guaranteed. 

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